Saturday, January 23, 2010

[Chapter 5]

CHAPTER 5

Demi: (kisses Miley and rubs her boobs)

Miley: (kisses back and moans)

Demi: (pushes Miley back on the bed)

Miley: (gets up fast and pushes Demi away) Not now okay, Nick will be back any minute.

Demi: (kisses her) I don’t care. Do you know how horny I am?

Miley: (pushes her away again) No. I shouldn’t even be sneaking around with you. But Nicwon’t give me oral so I have to.

Demi: (smiles) Want oral now?

Miley: Later!

Demi: (frowns) UGH.

With Nick and Mitchel.

Nick: (walks out of the room and slams Mitchel against a wall) What the hell man?!

Mitchel: DUDE!

Nick: Stay the hell away from Ashley. She’s mine, got it?

Mitchel: What do you mean she’s yours?

Nick: Her pussy is mine. You can have her after I have sex with her, okay?

Mitchel: Fine fine. Whatever. Let’s just go.

The next day at 9am.

Ashley: (wakes up and yawns) Ew, we have school.

Courtney: (getting dressed) I know, right? What’s your first class?

Ashley: (checks her schedule) Um…history.

Courtney: Please tell me you don’t have Depp.

Ashley: (checks) Yeah, he’s my teacher?

Courtney: That sucks major because that’s Nick’s teacher.

Ashley: (rolls her eyes) I think I can handle him.

Courtney: …If you say so. Just don’t do anything stupid, kay?

Ashley: Yeah yeah whatever bye. (wearing this:http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/app )

In History class

Teacher: Okay children, class starts now.

Nick: Hey Teach, sorry I'm late. I had some...business to attend to.

Teacher: (sighs) Take a seat next to Miss Robinson please.

Nick: (smiles) Gladly.

Ashley: Fuck.

Nick: (sits down) So baby, how about we skip class and go have some fun.

Ashley: (sarcastic) Sure, then afterwards I can dress up like a French Maid and give you and all of your perverted friends a lap dance

Nick: (rubs her thigh) Now your speaking my language.

Ashley: (pushes his hand away) Back off douchebag.

Nick: (reaches into his jacket and pulls out a bottle of beer) Feisty, just how I like my girls.

Ashley: You're drinking in class?

Nick: Um...yeah? What's wrong, not used to a bad boy?

Ashley: (smiles) No, I'm not used to you.

Nick: Hilarious. (drinks some beer)

Teacher: Now I'm assigning class partners for the next project. Let's see...Miss Robinson and Mr. Musso.

Mitchel: (smiles) Yes.

Nick: (glares at Mitchel) Man, switch with me.

Mitchel: No way. I don't wanna end up with some dumbshit.

Nick: Switch with me.

Mitchel: But-

Nick: Must I remind you of the consequences if you don't do what I say?

Mitchel: (sighs) Teacher, can I switch partners with Nick?

Ashley: Mitchel, no! (worried)

Mitchel: Sorry Ash. I have to.

Teacher: Yes, yes whatever. Robinson and Jonas are now partners.

Ashley: FUCK.

Teacher: Ashley, language! Detention, in my office.

Nick: (smiles) Perfect. (stands up) You're a stupid bitch.

Teacher: NICK! Apparently you would like to have detention with Miss Robinson.

Nick: (fake pouts) Detention. Aw, man!

Ashley: UGH.

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